A blog about our Crazy World of Minigolf Tour. With a sprinkling of nostalgia and urban exploration for good measure.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Lost Island Encounter Adventure Golf at World of Golf Sidcup - Crazy World of Minigolf Tour - Courses played 205 & 206
On Saturday 13th November 2010 we visited and played the 205th and 206th courses on our Crazy World of Minigolf Tour as we visited the Lost Island Encounter Adventure Golf at World of Golf Sidcup.
#205 was the 18-hole Mateley's Course
#206 was the 18-hole Explorer's Course
The courses were the Host venue of the 2010 Kent Open Minigolf Tournament on Sunday 14th November.
UK Rock Paper Scissors Championships 2010 - Report, Photos and Videos from the Event!
It was a fantastic event with over 80 players battling it out for the title of UK RPS Champion!
Emily was drawn to play in Group B, while I was in Group C. The format of the event saw players face-off in best-of-three Rock Paper Scissors matches (with Rock beating Scissors, Scissors beating Paper, and Paper beating Rock).
Emily finished with a record of Played 3, Won 2, Lost 1.
I ended with a record of Played 2, Won 1, Lost 1.
The event was everything I had hoped for, and then some! There was a massive crowd on hand to witness the organised chaos, with unbelievable noise, support and chanting going on throughout the evening. Players had travelled from far and wide, there were teams, societies and even Superman.
The night also included the chance to win a prize through Challenge RPS Matches which our friend Oliver 'The Machine' Florence and his mate Paul 'The Terminator' Jones took part in (having been unable to enter the main event and not even qualifying for the 'Reserve List'). In these 'Street RPS' matches, you could challenge any other person in the arena to a match to play for Wacky Nation RPS Currency. The player with the most money at the end of the evening would be declared the Challenge RPS Winner.
The Table/Arena where the epic RPS Battles took place!
In the Grand Final Paul Lewis of Woking beat Ed Blake of the Richard Richard Danes Appreciation Society in a best-of-five throws match.
Videos from the event:
The Opening Match
Emily Gottfried - Match 1
Emily Gottfried - Match 2
Emily Gottfried - Match 3
Richard Gottfried - Match 1
Richard Gottfried - Match 2
The Grand Final
Photos from the event:
Richard 'The Rock' Gottfried
Richard Gottfried plays a Challenge RPS Match against Guildford's Oliver Florence
Decisions, Decisions, Decisions - Scissors, Rock or Paper?
Richard tries a sneak attack on Superman!
Richard and some of his 'Paper' Winnings from Challenge RPS Matches
Emily wins
Florence & Gottfried watching from the sidelines
A crazy competitor plays RPS Blindfolded!? He lost
Richard Gottfried and the 2010 UK Rock Paper Scissors Champion Paul Lewis
For further details of the UK Rock Paper Scissors Championships head over to http://www.ukrockpaperscissorschampionships.com/
For more Wacky Nation events check out http://www.wackynation.com/
Tuesday, November 09, 2010
strange games: World Series of Pong Festival
strange games: UK Rock Paper Scissors Championships 2010
Monday, November 08, 2010
BMGA Season Only Rankings Update - Richard & Emily Gottfried
Finger Jousting for four years
My current Goldbergian* winning streak of 66 matches undefeated is unparalleled in the sport of Finger Jousting, with my all-time career record from 117 bouts standing at 105 wins, 3 ties and only 9 losses.
In total I have faced 27 different opponents, in 20 locations (including matches in Finland and Austria).
On the 1st August 2010 the WFJF celebrated its fifth birthday.
Squire Richard of Surleigh's Coat of Arms, with Motto (translation: Through effort to the stars)
Details of official World Finger Jousting Federation (WFJF) 'Point Play Rules' are below:
"In point play, different parts of the body count for different amounts of points. The legs and latent arm count as one point. The chest, back, and neck count as two points. The head counts as three points. Point play matches are played to six for tournaments, but when playing leisurely any number above two is allowed."
Video of the UK's number one Finger Jouster Squire Richard of Surleigh taking on his arch-rival Sir Myles of Hampshire in a point play rules Finger Jousting match.
This match took place on the 25th March 2007.
Check out the WFJF Website for more information.
Previous blog posts about Finger Jousting.
* Bill, not Rube
Sunday, November 07, 2010
BMGA Order of Merit Rankings Update - Richard & Emily Gottfried
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Wednesday, November 03, 2010
Luton, Gluten and Gluton - 'typo' signs
If I had a pound for every time I've had people say the 'joke' - "Isn't it odd, you live in Luton, but can't eat Gluten." - I'd have about a tenner ha ha.
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The www.MiniatureGolfer.com Best/Hardest 10 Hole 10th Anniversary Tourney
Yes http://www.miniaturegolfer.com/ is 10 years old and 13 hardy souls braved the elements to test their mettle in the shortest but most meaningful tournament in the World.
The miniaturegolfer.com best/hardest/most feared/favourite 10 hole 10th anniversary tournament.
The reigning champion left before it started, that's how tough it is.
After 10 testing holes (Holes 2,5,8,9,10,13,14,16,17,18 on Hastings Seafront Crazy Golf - The Arnold Palmer Putting Course) it came down to a play-off.
Both Big Top Ted and Hole in One Kenobi were 2 under. They played holes 15, 7 and finally hole 11 to decide the winner. Unfortunately the winner, Michael Smith, has been banned from the WCs. A prize everyone else didn't want. Still it wasn't announced until after it was decided.
Other noteable moments included MISS Chapman imploding at the 16th and Donkey Gringo being DQ'd for scoring 27 and coming last.
1. Michael Smith 18
2. John McIver 18
3. Sean Homer 19
4= Nick Chitty 20
4= Squire
4= Ace
7= Chris Harding 21
7= The Fist
7= TK Max
10= Emily Gottfried 23
10= Miss Chapman
12. The Crazy Aced Assassin 26
13. Donkey 'Ketamine' Gringo 27
Results of the www.miniaturegolfer.com '9 Best' Crazy Golf Championships held in October 2009.
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WRH Crazy Golf Championships 2010
1. Richard Gottfried
2. Leo Kukielka
3. Paul Johnson
4. Cindy Kukielka
5. Jas Kukielka
6. Owen Johnson
- Emily Gottfried - DNP
* The rankings of this competition are based on the final results from the World Crazy Golf Championships and player eligibility was determined as 'BMGA players who were staying in the White Rock Hotel over the WCGC weekend'.
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Planet Hastings/Clambers Adventure Golf gets a new fence
The Inaugural Luxton & District Busman's Holiday Crazy Golf Competition
1. Richard 'Stan' Gottfried - 249 (7 rounds)
2. Brad 'Jack' Shepherd - 251 (7 rounds)
3. Phil 'Olive' Exall - 218 (6 rounds)
* The competition rankings are based on the final results from the 2010 World Crazy Golf Championships and entry was open to players who like to watch (and talk about) "On The Buses" far too much!
Hastings Minigolf Course is no more...
The course has been the location for a number of BMGA Tour events, over the years, and I have played there for both competition and fun since 2007.
The Minigolf Course is being replace with a new Pirate Themed Adventure Golf course, due to open in Spring 2011.
I can't wait to play the new course.
The 18-hole Adventure Golf, and the 18-hole Arnold Palmer Crazy Golf Courses remain at the Seafront Adventure Golf Complex. They are well worth a visit if you're in the Hastings area.
Oliver Florence Blogs from the Asian Open Minigolf Championships
Florence, a fellow minigolf blogger is charting his adventures on his trip, and you can read all about it on his blog.
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Tuesday, November 02, 2010
Hastings Putting Course - Miniature Golf - Crazy World of Minigolf Tour visit
As it was out of season, it was closed.
Gluten Free meal at The Black Pearl in Hastings Old Town
They were able to cater for Gluten & Wheat Free diets and I had a great starter of Scallops and Duck Breast with an Orange Sauce, followed by the Whole Plaice and New Potatoes.
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The "Home Counties Invitational Masters Championship Title Tournament of Champions Cup Trophy Shield Salver Classic" 2010
The 2010 Edition of the Tournament* saw the rankings as follows:
1. Michael Smith (Guest?)
2. Pasi 'Bruiser' Aho (Guest)
3. Keith Kellard
4. Tony Kelly
5. Adam Kelly
6. Richard Gottfried
7. Steve Gow
* The competition rankings are based on the final results from the World Crazy Golf Championships
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The Flavours of India Cup - Minigolf Tournament in Hastings
The 2010 Edition of the Tournament* saw the rankings as follows:
1. Marc Chapman
2. Pasi Aho
3. Keith Kellard
4. Scott Lancley
5. Richard Gottfried
6. Kevin Moseley
7. Steve Gow
- Emily Gottfried - DNP
- Anna Green - DNP
* The rankings of this Unofficial Competition are based on the final results from the World Crazy Golf Championships and player eligibility was determined by those players who went to the Flavours of India Restaurant in Hastings on Saturday 30th October 2010.
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Crazy Minigolfers Play Air Hockey Tournament in Hastings
First Round
Scott Lancley beat Marc Chapman 6-5
Steve Gow Lost to Pasi Aho (Fin) 4-7
Kevin Moseley beat Phil Exall ?-?
Alex Exall beat Richard Gottfried 7-4
Owen Johnson beat Paul Johnson (6)5-4
Keith Kellard beat Chris Harding 7-5
Peter Jones beat Emily Gottfried 7-4
Brad Shepherd received a bye to the Quarter Finals
Quarter Finals
Pasi Aho (FIN) beat Brad Shepherd 7-5
Scott Lancley lost to Kevin Moseley 4-7
Alex Exall beat Owen Johnson 7-2
Keith Kellard lost to Peter Jones 4-5
Semi Finals
Pasi Aho (FIN) lost to Kevin Moseley 2-7
Alex Exall lost to Peter Jones 6-6 - 6-7 AET
3rd/4th Place Play-Off
Pasi Aho beat Alex Exall 7-3
Final
Kevin Moseley beat Peter Jones 7-4
Note: All players are GB, except where stated.
Wacky Waving Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube-man spotted in Hastings
Marc 'Al' Chapman & Richard 'Harrington' Gottfried recreate the Wacky Waving Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube-man's action!
Scott 'Donkey Gringo' Lancley doing his finest Wacky Waving Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube-man impression!
Click here for more blog posts about Wacky Waving Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube-men.
The Crazy Air Squash in Hastings Amusements is Gone...
The two Crazy Air Squash Tables have been replaced by two Penalty Shoot-Out Game Machines.
It's also likely that, in Hastings at least, Scott Lancley will be The Undisputed International Worlds Crazy Air Squash Champion forevermore!
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Air Hockey in Hastings versus Finland's Pasi 'The Bruiser' Aho
On Thursday 28th October 2010 I lost 8-5.
On Friday 29th October 2010 I lost 8-4.
Back in September 2010 I played in The Undisputed International Worlds Crazy Air Squash Championships where I lost 9-0 to Pasi's German colleague Gerhard Zimmermann.
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