Adventures on the Crazy World of Minigolf Tour (and in other sports and games). Ham and Egger – 1. n. Orig. Boxing. An amateur or semi-professional boxer, esp. of mediocre skills (broadly) an oaf; palooka (Historical Dictionary of American Slang, Vol 1, 1994) 2. n. From the old days when miners held boxing matches, the winner got money, the loser got a ham and egg meal (Webster's New Millennium Dictionary of English). Ham and Eggs – Richard Gottfried’s pre-competition meal of choice.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
"Richard Gottfried pipped to the post in Lewisham" - Luton News minigolf report
There is also a report on the event, in which I get a mention, in the Lewisham & Catford News Shopper.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Irregular Mini Golf Tour TTT Classic & Rankings Update
Rank Player Score
1 Richard Gottfried 44(+8)
2 Oliver Florence 51(+15)
3 Owen Johnson 53(+17)
Irregular Mini Golf Tour Rankings Update

Key:
NM Non-Mover
NE New Entry
NL Not Listed yet this Season
Irregular Mini Golf Tour Ranking Points Calculations 2009/2010:
1st place = 100 points
2nd place = 75 points
3rd place = 50 points
Other place = 10 points
Minigolf Result - Doubles Matchplay - Team Squire vs. The Kellys
In a very close match that went to the full 18-holes, it was Tony & Adam that picked up the win 2up.
Updated Minigolf Doubles Record:
Minigolf Report – Richard Gottfried runner-up in the Spring Classic competition at Hither Green
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Minigolf Report – Richard Gottfried runner-up in the Spring Classic competition at Hither Green
Luton Minigolfer Richard Gottfried finished in 2nd place in a 17 player field in the Spring Classic minigolf tournament at the 18-hole Green Indoor Mini-Golf course in Hither Green, Lewisham on Saturday 27th March. Emily Gottfried also played and achieved 9th place.

The two-round competition was won by Canterbury’s Marc Chapman with a score of 69(-3). Richard had a 36-hole total of 87(+15) which included scores of 43(+7), and 44(+8). Emily had scores of 49(+13) and 60(+24) for a 109(+37) total.
The event took place on a new Swedish Felt Minigolf Course, one of the most challenging types of Miniature Golf course, and the only full size example of its kind in the UK. Richard’s score of 43 was also a new Personal Best on the Swedish Felt format, having previously only scored in the 50s and 60s.
Richard said “It’s brilliant to get a second place and especially pleasing considering my previous form on Swedish Felt courses. The personal best was great to get too. This is my second top ten finish in the three events I have played this season, and a great way to bounce back from my English Open finish last month. The BMGA Tour will be hosting more events at Hither Green this season so I will be looking forward to those.”
Richard is currently ranked 19th of 84 players in the 2009-2010 BMGA Order of Merit and 17th of 63 players in the 2010 BMGA Season Only Rankings. Emily is currently 42nd in the BMGA Order of Merit list. Richard is also currently ranked 31st of 255 players in the Castle Golf World Crazy Golf Rankings.
Ends
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Christopher Gottfried - Minigolf Player Profile
Winner - Southsea Warrior Trail Masters 2009
Winner (with Richard Gottfried) - SB Classic Doubles 2010
Runner-up - Southsea Pirate Masters 2010
3rd - Crazy World of Minigolf Tour 5-Year Anniversary Tournament 2011
3rd - Crazy World of Minigolf Tour Victory & Warrior Trail 5-Year Anniversary Tournament 2011
3rd - Hampshire & Isle of Wight Invitational Tournament 2008
4th - Luton Cup 2007
BMGA Tour Rankings
| Christopher Gottfried playing the Tea Green Golf Minigolf Course in Luton |
Emily Gottfried - Minigolf Player Profile
Lemony
Coach
M
Putter
Fun-Sports
Laterality
Right-handed
Favourite Minigolf Balls
Noppel 1 (3D)
Nations Cup 2008 (3D)
British Minigolf Association (BMGA) Membership
Minigolf Club Membership
2007-2011 - Midlands Minigolf Club (MMGC)
BMGA Tour Debut
2007 - Virgin Money World Crazy Golf Championships
1st - Category 3 BMGA British Masters 2013
Runner-up - Category 3 BMGA British Crazy Golf Open 2013
Runner-up - Planet Hastings Crazy Golf Club Open 2012
Runner-up - The Putt Park Annual Mini-Golf Tournament (Las Vegas) - 2011
Runner-up (w/ Chris Smith) - Weymouth Open Team Tournament - 2011
Runner-up - Manchester Miniature Open 2009
3rd (tied) - Crazy Golf with Bompas & Parr Championship August Playoff - Final - 2012
3rd (w/ Brad Shepherd) - Lost World Classic 2010
4th (with Cindy Kukielka) - BMGA British Doubles Championships 2010
7th - Midlands Open 2011
7th - Midlands Invitational Tournament 2009
2nd - WMF World Adventure Golf Masters Women's Championship 2012
17th - WMF World Adventure Golf Masters 2012
5th - Castle Golf Women's World Crazy Golf Championships 2011
51st - Castle Golf World Crazy Golf Championships 2011
1st - WMF World Adventure Golf Masters Women's Championship 2011
24th WMF World Adventure Golf Masters 2011
10th - Great Britain Team at the WMF Nations Cup, Stockholm, Sweden 2011
45th - Great Britain Player at the WMF Nations Cup, Stockholm, Sweden 2011
5th - Castle Golf Women's World Crazy Golf Championships 2009
Castle Golf World Crazy Golf Rankings
June 2009 - 82nd
WMF World Minigolf Women's Rankings
November 2012 - 113th
March 2012 - 101st
November 2011 - 132nd
March 2011 - Unranked
November 2010 - 138th
November 2009 - 130th
March 2009 - 100th
November 2008 - 115th
| Emily Gottfried in a Minigolf Play-off at the Miniature Open in Manchester in 2009 |
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| Emily Gottfried - Coach of the Midlands Minigolf Club at the BMGA British Club Championships at Sandbanks in 2009 |
Richard Gottfried - Minigolf Player Profile
Nickname
Squire
Putter
Fun-Sports
NIFO
Laterality
Right-handed
Favourite Minigolf Balls
Finnish Heavy Gentlemen 100-Year Anniversary (3D)
NIFO 2
Tim 'Ace Man' Davies Legends Ball (M&G)
British Minigolf Association (BMGA) Membership
BMGA Tour Debut
2007 - BMGA British Masters
2010-2011 - Green Mini Golf Club (GMGC)
BMGA Tour Tournament Victories
BMGA & Putterfingers Oswestry Games Minigolf Championship 2012
Blackpool Pleasure Beach Open 2009
Manchester Miniature Open 2009
Manchester Mini Masters 2009
BMGA British Club Championships 2008
Other Notable Wins
Five-time Scrap Iron Cup Champion
Winner - Chrizy Golf Masters - 2012
Winner - Crazy Golf with Bompas & Parr Championship August Playoff - Final - 2012
Winner - Crazy Golf with Bompas & Parr Championship June Playoff - 2012
Winner - The Putt Park Annual Mini-Golf Tournament (Las Vegas) - 2011
Winner - Cystadleuaeth Minigolff Cymraeg (Welsh Minigolf Tournament) 2011
Winner (w/ C. Harding) - Weymouth Open Team Tournament - 2011
Winner - First GMGC Club Tournament 2010
Other Notable Results
Runner-up - Birdies Pop Up Golf Official Launch Night Competition 2011
Runner-up - Putterfingers Micro Putt Mini Golf Competition 2011
Runner-up - 1st Annual Putter King Miniature Golf Scavenger Hunt 2011
Runner-up (w/ W. Collins) - Lost World Adventure Golf Pro-Am Classic 2011
Runner-up - London Invitational Tournament 2011
Runner-up - BMGA British Matchplay Championships 2010
Runner-up - London Open 2009
Runner-up - Cystadleuaeth Minigolff Cymraeg (Welsh Minigolf Tournament) 2009
Runner-up - Adventure Island Mini Golf League 2008
3rd (w/ John Moore & Ed Odametey) BMGA Oswestry Games Pro-Am Minigolf Classic 2012
3rd (w/ Midlands Minigolf Club) - BMGA British Club Championships 2012
3rd (w/ Midlands Minigolf Club) - BMGA British Club Championships 2011
3rd (w/ Kevin Moseley) - BMGA British Doubles Championships 2010
4th - BMGA British Masters 2013
4th - Midland Open 2010
5th - BMGA Players Championships 2007
7th - BMGA British Minigolf Championships 2012
9th - BMGA British Masters 2011
International Tournaments
17th (Finalist) - Castle Golf World Crazy Golf Championships 2012
4th - Great Britain Team at the WMF World Adventure Golf Masters 2012
11th - WMF World Adventure Golf Masters (Male Category) 2012
14th - WMF World Adventure Golf Masters 2012
25th - Castle Golf World Crazy Golf Championships 2011
34th - Great Britain Player at the WMF Nations Cup (Male Category), Stockholm, Sweden 2011
41st - Great Britain Player at the WMF Nations Cup, Stockholm, Sweden 2011
10th - Great Britain Team at the WMF Nations Cup, Stockholm, Sweden 2011
11th - WMF World Adventure Golf Masters (Male Category) 2011
18th (Finalist) - WMF World Adventure Golf Masters 2011
17th (Finalist) - Castle Golf World Crazy Golf Championships 2010
17th (Finalist) - Castle Golf World Crazy Golf Championships 2008
51st - Great Britain Player at the WMF Nations Cup, Tampere, Finland 2008
13th - Great Britain Team at the WMF Nations Cup, Tampere, Finland 2008
39th - Virgin Money World Crazy Golf Championships 2007
Course Records (Current)
Birmingham Adventure Island Mini Golf Star City (18-holes) - 28(-8) - Joint Record
Blackpool Pleasure Beach Adventure Golf (12-holes) - 24(par)
Course Records (Previous)
2009 Weymouth Pirates Adventure Golf at Lodmoor Country Park (18-holes) - 41(+5) - Joint Record
2008 Wroxham Barns Minigolf (18-holes) - 34(-2)
2007 Hastings Seafront Arnold Palmer Crazy Golf (18-holes) - 32(-4) - Joint Record
Highest BMGA Rankings Position
BMGA Strokeplay Order of Merit Rankings - 5th - 14/04/2013 - 12/05/2013
BMGA Order of Merit Ranking - 7th - 04/07/2010 - 19/09/2010
Highest BMGA Rankings (as at End of Season)
BMGA Season Only Rankings - 5th - 2012
BMGA Order of Merit Rankings - 11th - 2009/10
BMGA Strokeplay Order of Merit Rankings - 15th - 2012
BMGA Matchplay Order of Merit Rankings - 15th - 2012
Castle Golf World Crazy Golf Rankings
October 2010 - 26th
June 2009 - 45th
WMF World Minigolf Men's Rankings
November 2012 - 391st
March 2012 - 345th
November 2011 - 406th
March 2011 - Unranked
November 2010 - 413th
March 2009 - 352nd
November 2008 - 425th
Sports & Minigolf Awards
3rd - Oswestry Games Oslympics Open Quiz - 2012
Genius Gluten Free Christmas Hero - 3rd Dec 2012
#Minigolf Internet Champion - 2012
Runner-up - "Best Bow Tie" Award - 2011 - ALT-LSN Awards
"Best Bow Tie" Award - 2008, 2009 & 2010 - ALT-LSN Awards
"Sports Man of the Year" - 4th (tied) - The Luton Sports Network Luton Sports Awards for 2010
"Sports Man of the Year" - Top 6 - The Luton Sports Network Luton Sports Awards for 2009
"Sports Man of the Year" - 4th - The Luton Sports Network Luton Sports Awards for 2008
"Most improved player on the BMGA Tour" - Winner - MiniatureGolfer.com Awards 2008
Other Honours
2011 Captain of the Great Britain (B) Team at the WMF Nations Cup
2011 Great Britain Minigolf Sport Squad Member
2009 Captain of the Midlands Minigolf Club 'A Team' in the BMGA British Club Championships
2008 Great Britain Minigolf Sport Squad Member
| Richard Gottfried teeing-off in final of the 2009 'Castle Golf' World Crazy Golf Championships in Hastings |
2010 Macmillan Cancer Support Annual Bowling Challenge
Will anyone be able to beat the Ham & Eggers this year?
More information (and a photo of last year's victors) can be found at the Macmillan Cancer Support website.
Report from the Ham & Eggers Tenpin Bowling Team's win at the 2009 Macmillan Bowling Challenge.
Minigolf & Crazy Golf Rankings Update
In the 2003-2009 Castle Golf World Crazy Golf Rankings I am currently ranked 31st of 255 players.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Finger Jousting Update
My winning streak continues (now at 62 matches and over three years), but I did 'suffer' two draws!
Finger Jousting
Win-Loss Record
Career Win-Loss Record Stats
Played 113
Won 101
Lost 9
Tied 3
% Won 89.38%
Matches (Since Official Membership of the WFJF)
Played 99
Won 92
Lost 4
Tied 3
% Won 92.93%
Links to other Finger Jousting stories on The Ham & Egger Files:
http://hamandeggerfiles.blogspot.com/2009/11/finger-jousting-video-squire-richard-of.html
http://hamandeggerfiles.blogspot.com/2009/11/finger-jousting-three-years-on.html
http://hamandeggerfiles.blogspot.com/2009/11/montegue-blisters-strange-games.html
http://hamandeggerfiles.blogspot.com/2008/10/finger-jousting-in-news.html
http://hamandeggerfiles.blogspot.com/2008/08/finger-jousting-win-loss-record.html
http://hamandeggerfiles.blogspot.com/2007/12/gottfried-wins-gottfried-wins-gottfried.html
http://hamandeggerfiles.blogspot.com/2007/12/finger-jousting-match-of-year.html
http://hamandeggerfiles.blogspot.com/2006/12/finger-jousting.html
For more information about the noble sport of Finger Jousting head over to the World Finger Jousting Federation's website at http://www.fingerjoust.com/
Mention in a minigolf rival's blog!
Click to read the story - "Florence targets home success at Masters."
Minigolf 'Links Darts' featured in We Love Darts magazine
The photo was from the Semi-final between Rich 'The Bass' Hopkins and Tim '180' Davies from their match-up after the first day's play in the 2008 BMGA British Championships of Minigolf in Hastings.

You can buy We Love Darts magazine from http://www.welovedarts.com/.
Monday, March 22, 2010
Update on Course #149 - Cae Glas Park, Oswestry - the wierdest crazy golf hole?
The 18th hole is no longer a 'plant pot' but is now a very crazy wooden box tied down with string!? Photos by Paul Johnson below:
http://twitpic.com/1a9pxm
http://twitpic.com/1a9q3k
This has got to be the wierdest hole (in both its past and present forms) in Minigolf!
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Minigolf Doubles Record - Richard Gottfried Career Statistics Update
- Played - 29
- Won - 13
- Lost - 14
- Drawn - 2
Win/Loss Record (in BMGA Events)
- Played - 13
- Won - 7
- Lost - 4
- Drawn - 2
8 playing partners (current competition team mate is Kevin Moseley)
13 competitive matches
16 friendlies
22 matchplay matches
7 strokeplay format matches
Sunday, March 07, 2010
BMGA Minigolf Rankings - Order of Merit & Season Only Updates
In the 2009-2010 BMGA Order of Merit Rankings published on the 1st March I am currently ranked 16th of 75 players, on 1,502 ranking points. Emily is currently in 39th place with 490 points.
In the new 2010 BMGA Season Only Rankings published today (7th March) I am currently in 12th place of 45 players, with 1,095 ranking points.
Saturday, March 06, 2010
Tenpin Bowling at 'The Lanes' in Bristol
Latest Irregular Mini Golf Tour Rankings for the 2009/10 Season - 28/11/09-27/02/10
Irregular Mini Golf Tour Ranking Events - Bristol (February 2010)
First up on the 27th February 2010 was the 'Stan Butler Invitational Tournament' on the Secret Swamp Course. In this one-round 18-hole event I faced off against four members of the London Minigolf Club, finishing in 3rd place. Full results below.
'Stan Butler Invitational Tournament'
Rank Player Score
1 Alan 'Stormin' Norman 33(-3)
2 Gareth 'Colleen' Holmes 35(-1)
3 'Squire' Richard Gottfried 37(+1)
4 Brad 'The Fist' Shepherd 38(+2)
5 Chris 'Stretch' Jones 40(+4)
Next up was the Irregular Mini Golf Tour 'Non-Scrap Iron Cup' competition, also held on the Secret Swamp Course. In this event I defeated Owen and Paul Johnson. Results below.
Irregular Mini Golf Tour 'Non-Scrap Iron Cup'
Rank Player Score
1 'Squire' Richard Gottfried 35(-1)
2 Owen 'Jackpot' Johnson 38(+2)
3 Paul 'The Overtaker' Johnson 40(+4)
The evening competitions started off on the Jungle Course with the Irregular Mini Golf Tour 'Who Knows Al Classic'. I was third. Full results below.
Irregular Mini Golf Tour 'Who Knows Al Classic'
Rank Player Score
1 John 'Thighs' Moore 27(-9)
2 Chris 'Who' Harding 34(-2)
3 'Squire' Richard Gottfried 38(+2)
The final Irregular Mini Golf Tour on the Saturday, prior to the Sunday's big event - the BMGA English Open - was the 'In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle...Classic' competition that took place on the Secret Swamp course. I was fourth. Full results below.
Irregular Mini Golf Tour 'In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle...Classic'
Rank Player Score
1 Marc 'The Force' Chapman 30(-6)
2 Chris 'Who' Harding 32(-4)
3 John 'Thighs' Moore 33(-3)
4 'Squire' Richard Gottfried 35(-1)
Monday, March 01, 2010
Minigolf Courses Played #161 & 162 (#207 & 208 overall) - Jungle Rumble Adventure Golf, Bristol
On Saturday 27th February we headed to Bristol for the BMGA English Open minigolf competition at the new 36-hole two-course, indoor Adventure Golf centre at Cabot Circus.
The Jungle Rumble centre is home to two courses - the 'Jungle' and the 'Secret Swamp' - these were the 161st and 162nd courses played (and course visits 207 and 208 overall) on the Crazy World of Minigolf Tour.
Video of a hole-in-one on the 'Secret Swamp' course.
The courses are good fun to play, and while there are a lot of aces to be had, some of the holes can be very tough - as I found in the English Open itself!
The course also keeps a record of Celebrities who play at the course.
I am happy to report that I beat Carol Vorderman's score of 57 ha ha.
Check out http://www.junglerumble.co.uk/ for more details about the Jungle Rumble course.
X-Putt at Membury Service Station
While there I spotted an X-Putt 'Putt for Cash' Machine!





