On Thursday 12th May 2011 a Minigolf Doubles Match took place at the Hastings Seafront Arnold Palmer Crazy Golf course pitting the team of 'Squire' Richard Gottfried & Richard 'Gentle Touch' Skeggs (aka The Richards) against the mighty combination of Oliver 'The Machine' Florence & Emily 'Coach' Gottfried (aka The *****).
In the 18-hole Strokeplay Contest 'The Machine' & 'Coach' won with a score of 86, compared to the Gottfried/Skeggs Combo's score of 99.
In the individual scores Emily won the Irregular Mini Golf Tour contest with a 41, Richard G was runner-up on 43, Oliver was third with 45, while Richard 'Michael Skaggs' Skeggs was a long way off on 56!
Adventures on the Crazy World of Minigolf Tour (and in other sports and games). Ham and Egger – 1. n. Orig. Boxing. An amateur or semi-professional boxer, esp. of mediocre skills (broadly) an oaf; palooka (Historical Dictionary of American Slang, Vol 1, 1994) 2. n. From the old days when miners held boxing matches, the winner got money, the loser got a ham and egg meal (Webster's New Millennium Dictionary of English). Ham and Eggs – Richard Gottfried’s pre-competition meal of choice.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Minigolf Doubles Match - The Richards vs. The ***** - Hastings Seafront Crazy Golf
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A worthy win by Me & Ollie, the Richards were bad... Another atrocious photo, thanks Squire.
I'm worried that by using *****s Richard might be calling us something far worse than what we were called on the night.
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